The Onion Sells to China; First Headline Announces that "Nothing At All Happens to 28 Tibetan Protestors, Their Families"

by Danny Fisher

The Onion has been “sold to China”, and is now not only “America’s Finest News Source,” but its finest “Salvage Fishery” as well. Their first headline under the new management: “Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families”.